Ripped Pants (Song)

This is the page about the song from the episode of the same name. For the page on the episode itself, see Ripped Pants.

Ripped Pants is a HYPER-famous song from SpongeBob SquarePants and the first original music number of the series, coming from the episode of the same name.

Why People Like This Song[]

People like this song because it's very catchy and has a moral about being yourself. It's also the first original music number of the entire series.

When I ripped, *rips* my pants,

I thought that I had everybody on my side,

But I went and blew it all sky high;

And now, she won't even spare a passing glance,

All just because I ripped my pants.

When Big Larry came 'round just to put him down,

SpongeBob turned into a clown;

And no girl ever wants to dance,

With a fool who went and, *rips* ripped his pants!

I know I shouldn't mope around; I shouldn't curse,

But the pain feels so much worse.

Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Than a burn from the sun...

Or sand in your buns

Now I learned a lesson I won't soon forget,

So listen and you won't regret,

"Be true to yourself; don't miss your chance,

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants!